The Ultimate Guide to Surviving an Office Party

 Surviving the Office Party A Practical Guide (with Commentary by Parcival Down) (PARCIVAL'S SURVIVAL GUIDES) Paperback – April 15, 2025

by PARCIVAL DOWN (Author), A. L. BENTLEY (Author)

Part of: PARCIVAL'S SURVIVAL GUIDES (4 books) 

📘 Surviving the Office Party

A Field Guide to Corporate Cheer, Chaos, and Quiet Exits
With commentary by Parcival T. Down

Every office has a party. Not everyone makes it out with their dignity intact.

Whether you're a new hire nervously eyeing your first "festive casual" dress code or a seasoned survivor of too many potluck-induced regrets, Surviving the Office Party is the ultimate guide to navigating workplace festivities without becoming the stuff of Monday-morning legends.

 Equal parts etiquette manual and satirical survival handbook, this sharp, hilarious, and oddly comforting book walks you through every glitter-laced landmine, including:

✔️ How to decode confusing invitations and RSVP with strategic ambiguity  

✔️What to wear (and what will haunt you in photos forever)  

✔️Snack survival strategies and why you should never trust Greg’s potato salad  

✔️The art of mingling, dodging karaoke, and perfecting the Irish Goodbye  

✔️What to say, when to leave, and how to disappear without becoming a Slack meme 

With snarky commentary and dry wisdom from office-party whisperer Parcival T. Down, this guide offers real advice wrapped in relatable humor. From decorations to disaster recovery, you'll learn how to participate just enough—and escape just in time. 

 If you’ve ever fake-laughed through a gift exchange or clutched a napkin like a social shield, this book is for you.  Office parties are inevitable. Humiliation is not.  Let Parcival lead the way. 

 Just $4.99 e-book - $6.95 for the paperback for on Amazon